Funny or not? Man goes in and sits at a bar. He proceeds to pull out a small baby grand piano and stool.?

He then pulls out a 9 inch man in tux and tails who sits at the piano and plays a selection by Bach beautifully. The bar tender is shocked, amazed and curious and asks the man where on earth he got this little person. The man tells the bar tender that he was on a beach and found a bottle. When he rubbed the bottle a genie came out and granted him a wish. The bar tender asked him what he wished for. The man said « the darn fool thought I asked for a 9 inch pianist ».

A Golden oldie!!

My turn…

A guy walks into a bar and sits down, orders a drink, but notices an ape sitting behind the bar. So, he asks the bartender about it. The bartender says “you haven’t seen this?? Watch this!”. He then brings out a baseball bat, and cracks the ape over the head. The ape then squats in front of the bartender, unzips his fly…..and goes down on the bartender. The ape finishes up, and the bartender turns to the customer and asks him,” you wanna try?” The guy hesitates a little and says “ Ok, but don’t hit me so hard.”

Spanish Flea – Double Piano Stool

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