Can You Write A Story Using These REO Speedwagon Tunes?
1. Keep On Loving You
2. I Can’t Fight This Feeling
3. Take It On The Run
4. In My Dreams
5. I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight
Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876
To recap what has already happened, in PART TWO:
Doc sat up on the side of the bed……… »Well you may be interested to know that as my assistant, I expect you to follow my rules. » He coughed, lighly. « Rule #1…..Follow ALL my rules. Rule #2……..Get your *** back in this bed! »
LadyLinda started laughing as she got under the covers with him.
Doc: » My darling……The 2. Best Years Of Our Lives have yet to be lived. »
TUNE IN NEXT TIME :
1. Will actual WORK ever ensue in Doc’s office?
2. Will LadyLinda sue for sexual harassment?
3. Hey!! Who’s that new lady patient that has her eye on Doc?!
And now, PART THREE:
« Doc’s New Assistant »……Felicity Flirtkowski causes havoc.
LadyLinda was enjoying helping her new boyfriend, Dr. Galen Adams, to organize his office. Doc was enjoying having her so close by, yet at times it was very distracting. Take last week, for an example……. U.S.Marshal Matt Dillon was in the office, needing another shot of Mega Medula Magnesium , a potion to help his lower left rib to heal. Matt had recently fallen in love with Sunshine MacGillicutty and their sex life often mirrored a « rodeo. » Doc kept warning Matt that he needed to bring it down a notch. Matt kept telling HIM, to mind his own business! Anyway, as Doc had been trying to give Matt the injection, he could see LadyLinda adjusting her bustle, in the back room. He completely lost track of what he was doing. Instead of injecting Matt with the medicine, he ending up licking the needle and injecting his own TONGUE.
For four days, he spoke with a LISP!!
Doc: « I thought that sexual fulfillment of this nature could only be found (4.) In My Dreams. My,oh,my,oh my…….sometimes we are both in such a rush, we need to (3.) Take It On The Run. .Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. »
The door to his office opened and there stood a woman…..a very BUXOM woman…….a very OOh! La! La! woman……..
« Dr. Adams , I was wondering if you had a moment? »
Doc dropped the bottle of pills that he was counting as he stood up to greet her. « Oh, Dr…..Please let me help you pick these things up. » As they were on the floor, on their hands and knees, LadyLinda was ascending the stairs to Doc’s office. She heard giggling. She heard a woman’s voice. She ran up the stairs as fast as she could and flew open the office door. Doc looked and saw his girlfriend…… »Well, hello Apple Blossom….Could you please pick up those two pills by the table? » He helped the woman to her feet and introduced her to LadyLinda. The two women looked each other in the eye.
It was as though they were « squaring off. » Each one knew what the other was thinking. (Hey ! Women have this ability, in case you didn’t already know!)
The woman introduced herself…..Miss Felicia Flirtkowski. She was a little older than LadyLinda,well endowed and with an evil look in her large,violet colored eyes. LadyLind: (To herself) « Oh, God!! » Miss Flirtkowski asked Doc if he would check her heart. She complained of an irregular heartbeat.
Doc asked her to step into the next room. He smiled as he watched her. LadyLinda grabbed his arm……. »Doc,( 2). I Can’t Fight This Feeling of dread!! »
Doc: »What? What are you talking about, my little Raisen Ragamuffin? »
LadyLind: » Sweetheart, (5.) I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight, I mean LAST night, in that very room that she is waiting for you. » Doc smiled sweetly as he touched her face.
Doc: » My dear, my dear….I am a doctor. I have seen many women’s chests…….MANY. » His mind started to wander but he quickly gained control of himself. « I will (1.) Keep On Loving You no matter HOW many chests I see. » Somehow, his words were not comforting to her!!
TUNE IN FOR PART FOUR:
1. Will Felicia Flirtkowski pose a threat to LadyLinda’s happiness?
2. Will Doc enjoying treating his new patient just a little TOO much?
3. Will LadyLinda quit her job?
TUNE IN TO THE NEXT EPISODE:
« Doc’s New Assistant. »
REO Speedwagon – Time for me to fly
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