A cool way to die? Yes or no?
Is this a CREATIVE WAY TO DIE?
1. Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand on top of it with lots of piano wire and some superglue.
2. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 5 meters short of the ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
3. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 10 meters short of the ground in a lasso around your neck, so it can tighten when pulled. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
4. Glue your hand to your head.
5. Jump!
The result: at 10 meters from the ground, the piano wire around your neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside down 5 meters from the ground with your head stuck to your hand.
I can see that this will become the « in thing » to do but, not for thousands of years. I wait with bated breath.
Angus Mitchell gets Stressed out while Robert Cromeans bitches about a stupid piano key neck tie.
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